it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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