That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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