butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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