The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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