this boner is exhausting
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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