i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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