i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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