I wish i was in the wii world.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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