id be glad to
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
