South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
