I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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