My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
why is half of my head shaved?
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