Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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