Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
mondays should just be called national damage control day
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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