I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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