After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Did I show you my penis last night?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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