should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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