have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the day after is always just damage control
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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