did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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