Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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