If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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