come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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