In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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