yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Best friends brother. Beat that.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize