I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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