Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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