Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The air was thick with penises
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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