found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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