so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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