Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
