i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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