you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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