i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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