I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize