so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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