that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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