he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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