Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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