Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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