I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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