I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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