apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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