I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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