So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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