I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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