can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
