Porn is love you can see.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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