hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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