I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
