we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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