Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Hippo gnu deer
Is it penis luge time yet?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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