they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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