eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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