Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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