With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
This is my gift to your gina
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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