Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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