i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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