i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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