Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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