Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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