So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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