You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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